just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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