i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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