i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So much rum. So many feels.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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