my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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