How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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