Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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