my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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