Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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