That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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