absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Someone came in the potted fern
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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