Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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