I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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