I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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