he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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