Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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