sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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