dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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