gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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