Me. At least after what I've been through.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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