How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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