covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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