Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
love makes seman taste better
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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