went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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