I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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