Cold hands, warm shart.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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