So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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