True but thats because hes a fetus.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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