well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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