Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
tell me about the fingering
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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