Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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