I want to stick my p in your. b.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Randomize
