Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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