so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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