Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
how do flat chested girls get laid?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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