You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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