Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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