there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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