My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He did a backflip because drugs
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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