i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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