I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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