ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we're making bets on your personal life
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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