I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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