in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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