he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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