best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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