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You. Win. At. Life.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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