we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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