party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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