Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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