watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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